The Witches’ Ball

from Songs to Make You Smile CD

Lyrics

When the witches went to the witches’ ball
There were a hundred witches in the hall
And all they did was scratch and scritch
About which old witch was the witchiest witch

Witchy Lou said to Witchy Sue
“You’re just plain ugly!”
She said “Thanks! You’re ugly too!
Now let’s go party!”

Well the place it just got hotter and hotter
And they drank a toast to Harry Potter
It was all going on for big and small
For the witches at the witches’ ball.

And they went
Woooo Hoooo (Woooo Hoooo)
Wooooooooo!
All the ghosts were flying up the wall
With the witches at the witches’ ball

The best carbuncle on the longest nose went to old Virginnie
And the best spell with the worst smell went to Ragtime Trinnie
The blackest cat with the pointiest hat went to Midnight Minnie
And the witchiest witches everyone agreed
Were Witchypoo You and Witchypoo Me

It was a magical tragical hullabaloo
With Witchypoo Me and Witchypoo You
We partied so hard we shook the hall
With the witches at the witches’ ball

And we went
Woooo Hoooo (Woooo Hoooo)
Wooooooooo!
All the ghosts were flying up the wall
With the witches
At the whose’s? – at the whats’s?
At the whys’s? – at the hows’s?
At the witches’ ball

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